CHOCOLATE FOR BREAKFAST BECAUSE I CAN'T ADULT TODAY.
I don't care that I just did a muffin recipe. We had bananas that were turning a shade that started to make me nervous and I didn't have the heart to throw them away. Also, I wanted the excuse to have chocolate for breakfast.
Recipe #16: Banana Bread Dark Chocolate Chip Muffins
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ALSO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY SO I DON'T CARE.
Recipe #16: Banana Bread Dark Chocolate Chip Muffins
Choice of libation: Coffee. With cream. And by "cream" I mean Bailey's.
Choice of music: Rhiannon Giddens is a current obsession of mine. She is the lead singer of the Carolina Chocolate Drops and she just dropped a solo album, "Tomorrow is My Turn." It is blues, gospel, folk and all heart. I can't stop listening. Here's my favorite track from it...
She's so good in concert. Get your tickets ASAP if she tours through...
Oh, you know. Just some calcium (butter) and protein (eggs). Super healthy.
(also an entire cup of granulated sugar)
But see? There's bananas, too!
And dark chocolate with all those antioxidants! Everybody:
"IT'S PRACTICALLY A SALAD!"
I couldn't find my loaf pan. So.
And of course I had to wait while these baked in the oven. I should mention not to make these on an empty stomach. Otherwise you will do what I did and pass the time by snacking on the rest of the chocolate chips in the bag.
You tell 'em, Ethel.
But after 35 excruciating minutes, this gooey deliciousness happened. So so easy and highly highly highly recommended. I promise you, you won't want anything else for breakfast. Except probably a nap after. I can't think of any better way to celebrate turning 25. Or whatever.
stolen from glitterinc.com
1 cup granulated sugar
8 tablespoons (1 stick) unsalted butter, room temperature
2 large eggs
3 – 4 ripe bananas
1 tablespoon milk (any fat content)
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
½ – 1 teaspoon salt (I stick with a ½.)
½ – 1 cup milk chocolate chips (depending on how chocolatey you want your bread)
1. Preheat oven to 325°F. Butter (or spray with baking spray) a 9 x 5 or 10 x 5 inch loaf pan (or a muffin tin!).
2. Cream the sugar and butter together in a large mixing bowl until light and fluffy. Add the eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition.
3. In a small bowl, mash the bananas with a fork. Mix in the milk and cinnamon. In another bowl, mix together the flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt.
4. Add the banana mixture to the creamed mixture and stir until combined. Add dry ingredients, mixing just until flour disappears. Then toss in your chocolate chips and mix one more time.
5. Pour batter into prepared pan and bake for 1 hour (32 minutes, if you used a muffin tin), until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean (add ten minutes if the center still seems a bit raw). Set aside to cool on a rack for 15 minutes. Remove bread from pan, flip over onto rack and cool completely before slicing.
Menu-don't? You're missing out...
Now that you have this image seared into your brain forever, I figure you can get over the fact that it's been over a month since I've posted. Also. I'm sorry.
There is an actual reason for posting this picture of a Menudo album cover with my headshot terribly pasted onto the lead singer's face. I can't remember the first one. But the second reason is because I made menudo. For those of you who don't know, menudo is not just a Puerto Rican boy band formed in the 70's, leading to two feature films, Una Aventura Llamada Menudo and Menudo: La Pelicula, it is also a Filipino stew that I grew up eating. I decided to attempt something similar to my Dad's recipe with the confidence of a young Mario Lopez (who was not in Menudo, but did have the pre-requisite hair style).
Recipe #15: Menudo (not that one, the other one)
Choice of libation: There is a Ricky Martin cocktail that consists of Midori, Orange Stolichnaya, Pina Colada mix and honey dew. That sounded disgusting. So I just had a beer.
Choice of music: Duh. I'm a leave this here, though...
Those moves! That hair!
I made this on a weirdly rainy (for June) day when I just wanted to taste comfort and home. The tang of the tomato and raisins, the kick from the ginger...This totally does it for me.
stolen from myfilipinorecipes.com
2 lbs pork loin or shoulder;
cut in about 1/2-inch cubes
1/2 lb pork or beef liver; (I skipped this, because I've always found liver to be gross)
sliced in about 1/2-inch cubes
1 potato diced (fry in 3 minutes)
1 carrot diced (fry in 3 minutes)
1 onion chopped
4 cloves garlic minced
3 tbsp ginger minced
1 small tomato; chopped
1/3 cup raisins
1/4 cup chickpeas
1 can tomato sauce
1/2 cup soy sauce
1/4 tablespoon ground black pepper
1 calamasi or vinegar
Cooking oil
Marinate pork in soy sauce, calamansi, and ground black pepper for 1 hour.
Boil liver, drain, and set aside.
Sauté garlic, onion, and tomato. Add marinated pork, then continue sautéing until all liquid has evaporated and meat starts to render fat.
Add tomato sauce and simmer for 15 minutes. Add liver, potato, carrot, and raisins. Continue cooking in medium fire for 5 minutes or until cooked.
Season with little sugar, if desired, according to taste. Serve and enjoy!
Much A-dough About Muffin
Okay, yeah. So I made these almost an entire month ago and am just now blogging about it. I am sorry, dearest readers, all three of you. But a big reason is because of this face:
Andromeda Peterson (Andy, for short) has very quickly taken up whatever time I've had free. She is three months old and adorable. She is part mountain cur and part monster. The great thing is, we know she's truly ours because the first thing she did when she entered our home was to head straight for the booze and start licking the vodka bottle. I mean. Come. On.
Obviously I am a great caretaker because I tried to take a picture of her doing it, instead of immediately trying to stop her. I'm no hypocrite.
...Please. Don't worry. I did eventually stop her...Right after I also had some vodka.
So anyway. At the time that I made these, I was still doing a 3+ hour play about the bible with at least two references to cardamom, so I sought out a recipe that featured it that just so happened to be delicious.
Recipe #14: Cardamom -Ginger-Pear Muffins
Choice of libation: Inspired by the puppy -- vodka. Only I sipped it from a glass with some ice because I'm just not as hardcore as she is.
Choice of music: There's some joke here about "how could you ever card-a-mom who looks like Gwen Stefani?" but I'm too tired to formulate that, and really I just wanted to justify listening to Tragic Kingdom.
And in my opinion, no one ever needs to justify listening to this album.
"Cuz I'm just a girl...Little ol' me..."
One of the people in my cast had a coconut allergy, so I substituted it with almonds. It added great texture and I don't think I missed the shredded coconut.
When I make this again, I think I might double the ginger and cardamom (even though cardamom is FREAKING EXPENSIVE).
These came out incredibly light and fluffy. They were rather gentle in flavor, but not bland. And considering you can use greek yogurt instead of oil and whole wheat instead of all purpose flour, it is a tasty treat THAT IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU. Mmm...don't speak. Just eat.
Stolen and heavily adapted from
http://www.lucismorsels.com/
1 1/2 Cups sugar
1/2 Cup oil or greek yogurt*
2 teaspoons vanilla (don't be silly - use RUM)
4 eggs
1 Cup whole wheat flour
2 Cups AP flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1 1/4 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon cardamom
1/2 teaspoon ginger (I would use more, like maybe even 2 teaspoons)
2 pears, chopped (approx. 3 cups)
3/4 Cup young coconut, chopped (or use thinly sliced almonds)
*If using nonfat greek yogurt, add a few tablespoons of oil to maintain fluffier consistency. Note that muffins with yogurt must be stored in refrigerator within a day of baking to prevent spoilage.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Spray muffin tin with nonstick spray or line with cupcake wrappers. In a large bowl, combine sugar, oil/yogurt, vanilla, and eggs. In a separate bowl, combine flours, baking soda, baking powder, salt, cardamom, and ginger. Add flour mixture to wet mixture. Combine thoroughly. Add pears and coconut. Spoon 1/3 cup batter into each muffin tin. Bake 18-20 minutes until toothpick comes out clean. Cool and enjoy!
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I'll SHOYU ramen. Wait...what?
Listen. It's dreary outside. And few things give one comfort like a giant bowl of noodle soup to slurp. That's right slurp. Not politely sip from an appropriately sized spoon.
I mean full on bowl-to-face action.
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I mean full on bowl-to-face action.
This shot, is of course from one of the best movies of all time, Tampopo, the 1985 classic, and the first ever "ramen western" (a hilarious take on the American spaghetti western). It is sexy and funny and smart and if it doesn't make you crave noodles while watching it, there is probably something wrong with you.
Also, re-watching it, I realize that in 50 years, I will become the old lady in this clip:
And in fact, if I'm being honest with myself, this actually just me, on a Tuesday at Mariano's.
Anyway.
A main plot point features one woman's quest to make the perfect ramen from scratch. That is not what I did today. But I did make pretty good ramen that would suffice.
Recipe #13: Shoyu Chicken Ramen
So. I cheated. I didn't make my own stock, because frankly I was too hungry to wait for all that. I completely agree with all of the people who say it is worth it to develop the flavors for hours or even a day, and I will definitely make this again doing that. But, um. Hangry.
In case you needed a reminder of what shredded chicken looked like.
I know. Blurry. What are you even looking at? Well, at this point, it is chicken broth that has been boiling with ginger, sweet onion, garlic, soy sauce, chicken and arugula. Oh, and yes. Store bought ramen noodles. I know, I know, I should make my own. NEXT TIME, I PROMISE!
Considering I made it all in 40 minutes and was ready to slurp right away, I am a happy camper. But in case you needed help eating ramen properly, here are a few pointers...
stolen and heavily adapted from pepper.ph
4 cups chicken broth
1 sweet onion, diced
4 cloves garlic, minced
4 inches ginger, minced
2 tbsp soy sauce
1 chicken breast fillet
3 servings dry noodles
1 package arugula
2 soft boiled eggs
Salt, to taste
Chopped spring onions, for garnish
Sesame seeds, for garnish
In a soup pot, boil the broth, onion, garlic, ginger and soy sauce
Wait for it to boil, and then add the chicken breast fillet.
Cook the chicken breast for 5-7 minutes. Remove from the broth and shred.
Add the shredded chicken back to the pot.
Cook the noodles in the same pot as directed in the package.
Check the flavor and season with salt and pepper, according to preference.
Add the arugula 30 seconds before noodles are cooked.
Serve in individual ramen bowls and garnish with half an egg, spring onions, and sesame seeds.
Winning at Tech III: Back in the Habit
"Where has she gone?" the three people who read my blog have been asking. My dear devoted friends, fear not. I've just been in rehearsals for a play. And since it is a new work that is still being developed as I hurriedly type this, it has been consuming my time and thoughts. But as tech week has rolled around, I thought it best to be inspired by past successes (see parts one and two from last year) and try to prepare for it with the tenacity of a younger Whoopi Goldberg,
You're welcome.
As always I try to be cost efficient and health conscious (at least to start with) even though in the end, we all know I'm going to go home and drink a hot toddy and eat dark chocolate when I get home at 12:45am. But here's my attempt this time, using mason jars from the Crafty Beaver...
Recipes #10, 11 and 12: Layered Taco Mason Jar, Pesto Chicken Antipasto Mason Jar,
and Mediterranean Medley Mason Jar
Choice of libation: Double shot of espresso. This week I am made of caffeine.
Choice of music: Running lines under my breath. Seriously. Can't stop, won't stop.
This entire process took me 45 minutes for all 3 recipes and I ended up with 12 jars of food. Ridiculous. As soon as I got home from the store, I threw the chicken tenders in to marinate in the pesto. You can use store bought. But I also have a great recipe I like to use for walnut sage pesto. Let that soak in for about 45 minutes. Then toss the chicken in the skillet until cooked through.
While the chicken's soaking, I browned some lean turkey meat with cumin, chipotle chili powder, paprika, salt and pepper, but you can also just dump in some taco seasoning.
Then you just build your jars! From the bottom up, this one was
salsa, diced tomatoes, red onions, avocado, ground meat, spinach and scallions.
From the bottom up, this is lemon basil vinaigrette, diced cucumber, diced tomatoes, red onions, pesto chicken, artichokes, feta, spinach and scallions.
From the bottom up, this jar has extra virgin olive oil, tomatoes, red onions, red peppers, skim mozzarella, pesto chicken, pepperoni, spinach and scallions.
And voila! A week's worth of healthy-ish meals! There's enough variety in here that you won't get tired of them and the longer they soak in their "dressings", the better everything tastes anyway! GOOD JOB ON WINNING AT TECH WEEK!
(Remember: If you wanna be somebody
if you wanna go somewhere
you better wake up and make all of your week's dinners in one day so that you don't blow all your cash on Lunchables from Seven Eleven)
stolen and adapted from lexiscleankitchen.com
Each of these make about 4 jars of food
for the taco jar:
homemade or store bought salsa
2 diced tomatoes
1/2 red onion
(I skipped the plantains, but go for it if you're feeling it)
taco seasoning (or your own spice mix)
ground meat (I did lean turkey)
spinach
scallions
for the antipasto jar:
diced pesto chicken
roasted red peppers
2 tomatoes diced
1/2 red onion
pepperoni
skim mozzarella cheese
spinach
scallions
for the Mediterranean jar:
"loaded turkey meatballs" (except I cheated and just added more pesto chicken)
lemon basil vinaigrette
1 diced cucumber
1 diced tomato
1/2 red onion
1 jar marinated artichokes
feta cheese
spinach
scallions
Cook the meat. Add seasoning.
Chop the veggies.
Layer to your heart's content.